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Nulltextlang

A language for conveying meaningless texts.

The Basics of Nulltextlang Language

Nulltextlang is a language for conveying any contentless information. It is designed to package all "empty text" into short and logical constructs that are easy to remember and pronounce.

Tenses

Time is expressed by changing the vowel in the base word ot:

Form      | Tense         | Example
----------|---------------|-------------------------
ot        | Present       | I'm speaking nonsense now.
at        | Past          | Once we said nonsense.
et        | Future        | I'll say something meaningless.
    

Articles

Monosyllabic articles help determine whether the text refers to something specific or abstract.

Article   | Meaning           | Example
----------|-------------------|---------------------------
zo        | Definiteness       | This null text.
ta        | Indefiniteness     | Some text.
    

Emotions and Modifiers

Short suffixes are used to convey mood and intonation:

Suffix    | Emotion/Tone       | Example
---------|--------------------|---------------------------
-x       | Irritation         | otx — How annoying!
-z       | Sarcasm            | atz — That was so funny... (not).
-q       | Question           | etq — Will this be just nonsense?
-!       | Exclamation        | ot! — What nonsense!
    

Examples of Use

Important: The examples below are meaningless texts that can be interpreted as phrases reflecting certain moods or ideas, but they are not literal translations.


Zo ot! — "This null text is just wow!"

Ta atz — "Once this was sarcastic nonsense."

Etq ta ot — "Will there be more nonsense?"

Dialogue:

A: Ta otq (Some meaningless text, right?)

B: Zo atz! (Yes, that was a sarcastic stream of emptiness!)

Text Content and Interpretation

All the examples provided demonstrate how entire volumes of useless information can be replaced while retaining only its surface meaning. These replaceable meaningless texts do not have specific content on their own, but at a higher level, they convey general moods or ideas that can be interpreted depending on the context. The essence of the language is to convey a drop of information hidden in an ocean of meaningless words, leaving only a brief notation.